Oh, the esophagus,

Turn on your oven to 200 degrees.

Put a large piece of foil on the rack of the oven.

Take a pie pan and lay a record on top of it and in the oven for about two or three minutes until it get a little droopy and melty.

Take the record out of the oven (with the pie pan under it still).

Quickly mush the record around the pie pan, or flip it over and squish the edges together until you have a bowl shape. (Make sure you have pot holders to do it with or you will burn your hands pretty well.)

Waaalaaaa you have a record bowl! Or a record that is not in it's original record shape, nonetheless amazing in its own unique way.

Get a group of friends, lots of records from a yard sale, make some pizza and cookies, and have one epic night of burnt fingertips and record molding.

That is what we did. Success.

Oh, and I want to give a big huge thank you to God for this insanely amazing, heartbreaking, make me want summer, lovely weather.

Okay, I'm gonna go watch Big Fish and fall asleep at the part when he goes to fix the house of the witch/girl that I don't really understand.